| Early Road Essays by Gregory Gusse | ||
| ESSAYS Turnham Green HotDog in Las Vegas Shoshone A Little One The Darkest Day Cryptic...Literally Embudo Walkin cross Delaware Feeling Good TV\'s and Dinosaurs Philadelphia Snow The Story Teller Raging Wappasenning The Sierras Lower East Side Mazel Tov! The Volvo King of the Universe The Evilest Person God Drives a Lincoln - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - SECTION 2 SECTION 3 SECTION 4 |
![]() Cucamonga! Turnham Green You know, the coldest I think I've ever been was on top a horse on Carson Mesa. It's amazing how you can have an 1100 pound massive beast between your legs and the damn things don't give off one bit of heat. Well, not really, happened several times, well, many times in this short life. It was 32 degrees below zero with a pretty strong wind, so I really can't blame my horse. Must have been the rider. I guess second, was up on the Russian River. I'd hitchhiked in the rain and gotten terribly drenched. Everything was wet through, clothes, sleeping bag, the trees, the earth. There wasn't anywhere to hide from it, though nothing could be seen on such a night. All things melted to one pervasive blackness. In fact, the brightest, warmest, moment was hummin' "Gimme Shelter"..."it's just a shot away". Third, was crawling between the sheets in New Orleans' Ninth Ward. It was about 50 but something about the permeating dampness just sucked the heat from me. Can't imagine how they have butterfly's down there. My cocoon certainly shrunk the worm. It was not suited for chrysalises. But the fourth, was walking back from Richmond on the Kew Bridge. It was actually one of the few sunny days that February. Spirits were bright all 'round me, like they say. Standing on that ancient stone bridge looking west you see the island that splits the Thames, down by the Ferry Lane. It blocks your view of home. Cold is sure what you feel. All about strangers, they don't know you - don't want to. Things are familiar, but it’s not your land. And you can't go home. Pursued by the FBI and draft board, disowned by your father 'cause your beliefs and resolution to action conflict with his security clearance; whatcha gonna do?. .standing on that bridge. Exile, refugee, immigrant – I always bow my hello to an oriental just in case. Home showed up at my door on Welseley Road the next day. California stood there just like we were at the Sunshine Apartments! What a day it would be! Now, as you might imagine I was rather poor. My entire assets were: 100 weight of potatoes, 2 imperial quarts of cooking oil, 1 case of Campbell's vegetable soup, (all minus one months consumption), beautiful Gibson B-25 flat top, 2 Hohner Marine Bands D and G, ruck-sack with miscellaneous dirty clothes and about 20 quid. If nothing else Ross's presence would be a dietary delight! If this was a fairy tale we'd talk of the time, long ago, before McDonald’s in Windsor, a time before the Hard Rock Café, a time so very, very, very distant when people traveled the streets of London looking for Soul Food, a strange curious yellow vegetable type thing boiled to mush in English fashion served with butter - even a time before iced drinks! But I'll leave myself starving for this chapter. I was anyway...for home. In truth, of course truth, I was often invited to Shannon Close to eat by the folks that adopted me..they even found a Canadian who knew of peanut butter. And I once, in appreciation, used my quids and purchased minced steak which I fried to their disbelief. But my 6 stone body could use a few more pebbles and Ross was a beautiful sight. Ross though had other notions for this reunion day..or at least a different schedule of events. Despite my obvious desire to eat, even mushy peas, he determined that a celebration of our "Americanism" was in order. And so began the search for things American, like Coca Cola for instance. ...and American Whisky. Now in those days of the British brain drain (a device I never saw but have occasionally wished for as obviously superior to self-surgical lobotomies by .44), and the mid-Atlantic man (which I still believe was an anthropologic hoax, sort of a Piltdown man thing); things “American” were only a step above brutish simianism in the minds of the English. That position, the lowest possible and still somewhat human culture, was shared equally and totally naively by the Welsh and Australians. So the search along the High Streets and Roads, was a “treasure hunt” of sorts. And treasure we found! A gigantic, humungous, multi-quart(American) bottle of “Old Grand Dad”. Exhausted by this arduous adventure, we determined to retire to my flat on Welseley Road for an exhilarating afternoon of Cribbage. Good clean fun. Old Grand Dad chased by Coke is sneaky stuff. A quart each of that over the course of a couple hours and its hard to get the little tiny pegs in the little tiny holes. Luckily we didn't have female companionship. I’m sure Ross could not have been taking advantage of me. Forgot to mention Ross too was a ‘hundred twenty pounder. Both of us over six feet, our profiles were unremarkable. Anyway, we’d noticed that the sun had set. Noticing the sun at all in London in the Winter is actually unusual. Sort of a leap of faith, that it will rise ever. Daylight doesn’t last long and can be easily missed. At last, it was time for that long awaited dinner. But Ross suggested we should get a “before dinner” drink. A coup-de-grace? Ross is not a “simple” fellow, so we couldn’t drop-in on a local pub, no, he knew a place up on Finchley-Frog(nal)Road. Definitely a hike from Chiswick. In those days, I wore a sort of lumberman’s coat, a heavy green plaid and massive lumberman’s boots, steel toes and all. This outfit turned out to benefit us exceedingly. How we got to Finchley to this day I’ve no idea. But as we entered the Pub, we were instantly greeted, “Canadians!” came the hollered hello, by a couple of geezers reminiscing their days at Stanstead. Many double Canadians kept our attention to ...well I can’t remember what they were talking about, I think World War II fighter aircraft. Spits and Hurricanes and brave Canadians. In case you think we perpetrated this ruse, just for drinks; we did protest our south American lineage, I think. But to no avail, they needed Canadians. We were "'em". Finally, reaching that point of alcohol poisoning, that point were the mystery of the Trinity is revealed as the one being dissembles to mind, spirit, and body. My body, which could not be felt said, "gotta eat." My spirit said, "the flesh is weak." My mind could not be found. We tore ourselves from the grasp of their past, and floated down the streets of London. Spotting a small one room restaurant of some oriental nature we availed ourselves of a table. This restaurant seemed peculiar. It had dainty little handleless tea cups, and enormous, super large serving spoons all shiny and silvery. A tiny sugar bowl and a pot of green tea graced the center of rather large white linen covered round tables. The chairs were those half backed lacquered things that seemed just to small for the occasion. I poured the tea. In the cups, on the table, in my lap to my great surprise and delight. Ross with childlike wonder spotted those silvery shovels and his smile as he grabbed one and tried to get sugar from that tiny, tiny sugar bowl. "whoops..." as the sugar bowl impacted the wall that was within field goal distance. Lucky for Ross there was sufficient sugar on the spoon for his tea. Unlucky for me that I seemed to be on the floor. Seems these were trick chairs, or something, 'cause mine just kept leaning more and more sideways 'till gravity took over. Apparently, though Ross' attempts to stir his tea with the shovel were equally less than satisfactory. I commented to the matron on the beauty of her outfit. From my vantage point the golden dragons on that oh so vibrant red Chinese silk seemed, well, shimmering, nearly alive. Orientals are so amazingly polite, and considerate. She asked, if I needed help getting off the floor, and would my friend and I like assistance in finding the door to her establishment. I thanked her and suggested that if she just pointed the direction we could probably find it, there being only two doors, the kitchen and the entrance. It was all for the best. I don't think I was hungry anymore. Ross concluded that since we had been so lucky this evening, we should continue the streak. We had heard there were gambling clubs in Kensington and I had never been gambling...so off to Kensington! Gambling clubs must use casting counselors. At the door of each of them is the ugliest, meanest, tuxedoed person of great stature. Other than some minor variation in giganticism, they are all the same. After looking at several of them, we chose to attempt entry where the Goliath of Goliaths stood guard. "Member, are you a member, sir?" he barked. How it came to pass that "Sierra Madre" flashed through my...flashed through, I don't know. "Member?, Member?, I don't need no stinking Member. Got my own! Want to see it?" This seemed to irritate the Monster, like flame. First, he recoiled, then lunged to extinguish. I thankfully have no further memory of this encounter but know we escaped physically unscathed. London, at the time, was a rather unusual capital city. It was not, at least anywhere I could find, a twenty-four hour town. This included public transport as well as of most importance the Pubs. The Green Line or District Line station was open at Baron's Court but our stop on the tube, Gunnersbury, was closed. In other words, we could get on the train but couldn't get off. Or to paraphrase a wiser person, "you can't get there from here". It was one of those perplexing thoughts; What happens to folks who do get on the train but can't get off? Walk! Most people who live in cities, even large ones, haven't a clue as to how small they really are. The whole peninsula that keeps San Francisco afloat is only 2 miles across. London City considers itself "the square mile", 640 acres, not even a spot in a Kansas wheat field. Beyond the City are the suburbs, Kensington, Hammersmith, Chiswick along the High Road to the roundabout at Hounslow. From the core of the British Empire to Chiswick about 5 miles, 10 to the netherworld of Hounslow and drop of the earth. It's a small world, after all. Interestingly, I heard once that ancient London ended up this way because the elevator didn't show up for a couple thousand years, and it sort of expanded horizontally, though compressed. Well, I thought it was interesting. It always brought to mind the image of a large woman well expanded but compressed into a small chair, bulging at points. We had a two mile walk. We stumbled through Hammersmith. As we entered Chiswick, I noticed a small car following us. And heard of all things a bicycle bell, but there wasn't a bike to be seen. Turnham Green is triangular in shape with the point towards London Town. Welseley Road is at the point continuing the hypotenuse. Mathematical logic was not with us that evening…or there would be no story. We determined to take a short-cut across the park. The English are a diabolical people…prone to devising methods of torture so humorous as to be considered practical jokes. The history of the Tower of London is a prime example. The traps laying in wait for us in Turnham Green would prove my point Walky, walky, walky….fally down, ouch,…walky, fally down, uhhh, walky, walky, walky….fally down, ouch,…walky, fally down, uhhh, walky, walky, walky….fally down, ouch,…walky, fally down, uhhh. Progress across the green was slow and painful. Apparently to catch unsuspecting drunk Americans, the English had placed anchor chain at ankle height along the paths and flower gardens. Crossing these chains without pain was impossible, ouch, asphalt, uhhh, flower garden Then Ross saw it,….The church in the center of the Green. “I want to see God,” he declared A short flight of granite steps led to two massive oaken doors with gigantic round iron knockers about 18” in diameter and a good inch and a quarter thick. Black, thick and massive. I heard the thunder as the plaintive wail reverberated off the homes about the green. “I want to see God.” With each pleading I could see the light…the light of another bunch of folks waking to the cry and thunder, Ba-BOOM, “I want to see GOD!" I convinced Ross that it was well past God’s working hours. Perhaps we should come back in the morning? Or telephone and request an appointment with the Divine? With tears in his eyes he accepted the fact that God just wasn’t home. We continued on our way. Walky, walky, walky….fally down, ouch,…walky, fally down, uhhh, walky, walky, walky….fally down, ouch,…walky, fally down, uhhh, walky, walky, walky….fally down, ouch,…walky, fally down, uhhh. Somehow, we managed to actually be on the “path” and entered a wooded area of the Green. Lions, and Tigers and Bobbies pounced on us from behind trees. From the left, from the right…there was no escape. Confronted by the real Mutt and Jeff in uniform, I cracked up. Mutt said to me “What’s the idea of pounding on the church doors?” Without hesitation my hand went up, my finger pointed…”It was him, not me!" Ross extended his arms, wrists together, “Take me away, I did it. There is no God.” Then fell back against a tree. As Jeff approached him Ross declared, “You can’t touch me, I’m an American, I’ve got Gees.” “Gees?” Jeff asked. “Take me away,” as the arms extended. “I have American dollars” as the arms retracted. “I’m so guilty, take me away.” The arms extended. It seemed a life time. Mutt asked me, “Where you boy’s staying?” I pointed at our place about 300 yards away. “Think you can get him home?” I had to seriously ponder this. ”Yes”, I finally acquiesced. We got to the road still followed by that little Morris with the bicycle bell. We entered our gate..…”Screw the pigs!” echoed from the buildings. Phil looked up from his bed as we entered. “Shhhhh”, with finger to lips. A bright comical expression in his Welsh eyes, he giggled. Another story? Maybe, we’ll see God yet?
Hot
Dog in Las Vegas
p(H|E,I) = p(H|I)*p(E|H,I)/p(E|I)
In the beginning, the
COMDEX show was the epitome of things a "computer person"
could do. I'm not sure when I became a "computer
person". I used to be a human being, well, I think so.
Possibly it followed the alien abduction.
(Bill's
note: Interestingly enough.. both of us wound up in the profession...
although through different circumstances... We ended up square in the
middle of that 'revolution'... could well have been an abduction I
guess!! Certainly, we found ourselves in the middle of something
far bigger than either of us... yet far to fascinating to just let it
slip by!!)
Bill and I planned this
excellent adventure, our programs tuned, or computers tweaked.
We thought this the high point, the pinnacle, the grandness of
grandness, of our little careers. Setting up for
disappointment...you bet!
The reality, always
reality, is we still haven't reached our high point. That
will come when the computing process we invented becomes the way
things are. Of course, I think it was all my idea...silly me. It
will probably happen long after we're dead. Recognition of art is the
truth of art.
(and *I*
like to think it was mine {grin}... truth be told.. for us it was the
logical result of the tiresome effort required to bring programs to
clients...if I were to say
Bill it came from the amalgam of that need of yours and my need to
find some way to tell the story...its our differences often that is
the beauty of our relation...logic is all yours my friend. Well..
Greg... you *are* the story teller, of the two of us, after
all... I'm a fair novice compared to you!! Suffice it to say...
we certainly *knew* it when we hit upon it.. and watched it work for
the 1st time!!)
Just an aside. Bill (at
least, of course much more) named our process, Meta Object Programming
Procedures. It's a method of dealing with objects ( in our
method an object is anything that can be named...that is
anything/everything that can be imagined) and viewing them
from their true context that is from inside the object looking out.
I think this is how we humans really think, a limited universe only as
far as the eye can see so to speak. We have a bit of information
and we spiral out from it until it is defined. Curiously only as far
as necessary to achieve the definition required for the situation.
We all have situational ethics.
Application of these
methods of thought to computer programming could achieve true
"intelligence". I think the Bayesian's are idiotic in
their approach, why probability? why not certainty? even if
limited. The Chaos theory requires belief in the truth of the
initiating proposition...but I'm all about be here now. Of
course, I'm talking about the smartest people in the world...sorry Mr.
Hawkings...from the vantage of one of the dumbest. I've tried to
read their stuff....I haven't a clue.
It may be that because my
world is so tiny and theirs is so...so universal. I can't
imagine how you harness the universe, that intelligence. Seems
to me its like trying to build artificial intelligence from a God's
eye view. Confronted with the contradictions, God and
artificial, looking down and being, I fall and stumble. It seems
to me to be useful for humans, intelligence must be from the perspective
of humans. I also do not perceive that machine intelligence is
any more or less artificial than any other form of intelligence.
I actually tend to think the Bayesians view "human"
intelligence as artificial...maybe that's why the God's eye view?
Or maybe cause Bayes was a minister first and a mathematician second?
It's not that I don't see the place for probability theory just not
in...but, I really haven't a clue.
(and
*that*.. the lack of a clue.. was, and is, the true beauty of our
system... it doesn't take a rocket scientist, or a Bayesian, to apply
it.... just common folk like us... I think it may well become common
before we're dead... but long after we've lost interest in 'pushing it
home'...maybe thats what I'm doin'
here?...my part of this started on the beach in Isla Vista in 1971...a
wonderful young mathematician named Mike Carroll and I walked in
the sunshine and cold breeze and argued the probability theories as
initiated by Bayes inference...talkin the wonders of nature...the
wonders of youth ..its goin' on 21 years since I first
talked with Kolp on this...21 years and we still haven't written
it down...and now a decade since we clarified the concept...8 years
since we talked about whether our concept was patentable as a
process...remember?...maybe its time to "push it
home"...bro...I think you of all people, understand, there is so
much I, we, have to push home...time is short. It's
funny, as we sit here and attempt to relate the tale, how far back
these thoughts go.. into our respective pasts I mean, I was 'extensing'
data from programs as early as 1980.. trying to remove the 'knowledge'
from the code, and place it 'outside', in the universe, where it
belonged... I think maybe we should "push it home" bro... I
think I'd forgotten the length of this particular journey, for both of
us.... and time, my friend, is the one precious commodity we'll never
have enough of!!)
So obviously this leads
to the Unabomber and The New School for Social Research. Now it
may seem to you that there is no correlation between a whacko
anti-technologist, a bunch of Marxist-feminists and Las Vegas.
Well, there's me.
I recall how often these
city folks, would decry the de-humanizing effects of city life.
Yet here we live in a world where well over 95% of the populations
live in the city. This would seem to be the "human"
condition. Farm life is "de-humanizing".
Living on the Amazon is "de-humanizing". Maybe better
for people, maybe more quality but not the way of our species today.
Sure my cultural-anthropologist buddies would take their
trips to the wild. But they always came back to humanity.
Kinda like Dick Cheney bein' from Wyoming...he lives in Texas.
But contrarily they
espoused the collectivism of modern society and the true feminist
ideal. Poor Ted cries to be held by his family and decries
technology. He worships his earth mother and hates his
remote father and wants so much to be him.
But technique is feminist
at its heart, it is collectivist. It is feminist to plant the
field and control nature, to build hives, to control wealth, for the
greater good of the family. The masculinist confronts and
conquers, the individual, man above nature all that domini, dominance,
dominate, lord above stuff, accumulation...for the greater good of the
family. Poor Ted is very confused...mother controls the family,
he loves her and yet wants to kill her. Our poor anthropologists
are equally confused. And so am I.
Off to Las Vegas.
Wizards, gurus, priests, of this religion are Bill and I. Off to
the High Temple for the annual High Mass. We carry the secrets,
know the rites and ritual. This technology that is and will
destroy society as we know it and yet it is creating a new social
order. Better? There will be less freedom, there will be
less individuality, more boys will get methylphenidate...will the
world be better? Ted I feel your pain. It doesn't suprise
me that the altar is in New Sodom. Will I look back?
(I
recall us talking about this exact idea on the way to LV, and at the
hotel when we got there.... We justified our presence as a 'necessary
evil'.. maybe the only way we could bring our ideas to the public eye,
given our rather limited budget... For all the things it wasn't... our
trip to LV tought us many things.. among them, the duplicity of our
compatriots... and the true limited scope of our universe.. oddly
enough... that didn't dissuade us, but only served to strengthen our
resolve.. and our belief in our idea...yes
thank you, Bill, thank you, of course this is the story of that
adventure and you are the reason I'm writing it. You're
very welcome Greg... you may be writing it for me... but this is truly
the one thing in my life, I fully know in my heart, would never have
happened, had we not had that original conversation, from 3,000 miles
apart, to discover we lived less than 100 miles apart!! I had
the 'notion'.. the seed... but it never fully germanated until we'd
met... worked together... built a trust.. and began to have those
wonderful 'what if' conversations!!!)
Why so
thoughtful, so morose, so melancholy, Bill and I as we make our way to
our Mecca? Could be we are sentient beings after all?
Reminds me of dear David....came to see the cultural
revolution...can't see it...can't chronicle it...all are part of it
but it is all pervasive and hidden. Some get an illicit glimpse...like
Ted...and are overwhelmed. Some like Orwell are like the
prophets...protecting the name of the divine, "Big Mama".
My initiation began in 3rd grade, by seventh grade I was an acolyte.
At the age of 16 I was allowed to communion at the plexiglas gate.
I rebelled, I lost my faith, apostate...but still I was called back
and I came.
[*I*
think, we'd not only seen the revolution, we'd seen beyond it.... and
knew that while we held the key(s) in our hands (or in our process)..
we also knew that while we'd win a disciple or two, the risks we were
taking, equalled or exceeded our potential rewards... Our trip
to LV, was at least as interesting as being there... I know, so
crowded was our plane, I kept looking for that woman with the
'chicken' you always see on the crowded bus in a 'B' movie]
We finally arrived at our
hotel...the Lucky Lady Casino. It was way cool...noise, fools
and lights! Finally...inside a real casino...and all this free
shit. Like 2 foot hot dogs. We were hungry.
Now these weren't some
skinny little Kosher sausage...they were more like those balloons that
clowns shape into pink animals only in reverse, animals shaped into
balloons. A little grayed lady was attempting to shove one of
these monsters in her mouth lengthwise. I was simply amazed at
how much sausage she could get in her mouth, must have had lots of
practice. She choked...Bill turned red and headed for the
elevator. Apparently, while studying this beast, arms outstretched
as required to get the whole picture of bun, mustard, relish
and bright catsup so red...I most philosophically said, "I knew a
horse once...."
[But is
this not but the beginning of the Las Vegas trip? The hours
spent discussing the process, smoothing the transactional nature.. and
listening to the offerings of idiots? Suspecting a devious
intent, but not sure of it until months later? Mr. Suzuki, who
was unable to speak with 90% (maybe more) of the people passing
through the booth... Many interesting incidents occured for sure! ]
Shoshone
Magic exists...the
power of the spirit over time.
: Happiness runs in a
circular motion
: Life is like a little boat upon the sea
: All our souls are
deeper than you can see
: You can have everything if you let yourself be
: Everybody is a
part of everthing anyway
: You can be anything if you let yourself be
Thank you Donovan Leitch for the years of joy.
If you have read the
book Radio...you may presume that the format called
"Underground" first came about April 7, 1967. Indeed
it did. But it proves simultaneous invention. While KMPC
in San Francisco was beginning this experiment, young Jan Grom
Zabriskie was getting so drunk he couldn't make his way to the
station. He seemed to do this after every Fortran class.
His young buddy Zach Hornblower was not as intoxicated (Jan
shared but not well) nor as intimidated by punch cards.
He could walk.
So Zach strolled over
to KSPC, the FM station at Pomona College and began his short but
stellar career as an Underground Disk Jockey, the creator of
underground radio. Right there in the Replica House. He
never knew what it was a replica of and the "Mother Tucker
Family Folk Hour" would never be the same. Sadly radio is
now the same, but for awhile his Grandmother would say "What
that boy say Mother What!"... Zach's 16th birthday was
great fun.
It seemed strange but
the big boys and girls at college took well to the little guy.
Soon his other high school mates became involved, especially Mother
Mug, a root beer and bean pie fanatic. And thus began the Zach
Hornblower show, Zach and Mug into the wee hours.
Now radio is power
in some ways more powerful than TV. I think its because first,
it is ethereal, it is of the spirit world, second because the message
can be sublime and enter the heart without disrupting the menial task
of living. It is strange too how the message disseminates.
Three a.m., the spirits prowl, the enchant..ation, at 8 heard again on
the big station. Some people don't like replays...some are
honored by them.
Steve had a
beautiful '57 Chevy and was in the Navy. He didn't like replays.
So when his ship was in port he'd drive all the way to Claremont.
He'd listen to Zach from the porch of the Replica House sometimes
alone....till dawn came and The Pebble and the Man. Quite a bond
on some level formed between the little hippie boy with the voice like
James Earl Jones on reds and the sailor man from Vietnam.
Bonds, bonds,
bonds....goodness how delicious. Its all about bonds, chains,
links, isn't it? And Zach had it great, he could nearly
effortlessly have people bond with him...all he had to do was tell the
story. Not even that at times....once Jesse brought some smack
over to the station...Zach's first taste...for three hours the same
rhythmic song played...as he nodded...just one
line...Chanukah....Chanukah....Chanukah....as the needle would hit the
label...the festival of light. Hundreds of previous
insomniacs called...cured, and a couple of truck drivers asking if our
insurance would cover their falling asleep at the wheel. Still
at dawn, Happiness Runs.
Jeff and Doug ran
the American Records store. It was somewhat ironic in that most
music eminating from the store was British. Whenever Zach came
home, no matter the years gone by, the first stop was American
Records. Who would have ever suspected that one night a lil'
Welshman and his English buddy would be there. Almost
anybody...had they the gift of prophesy.
It wasn't easy
being a British visitor in then dry Claremont on a Sunday night.
It was never easy being Zach. With this obvious commonality the
three young men bonded. As you might already suspect Phil and
Geoff invited Zach to come to Geoff's future brother-in-laws place to
drink Geoff's future brother-in-laws wine and various other stuff
while Geoff's future brother-in-law watched or whatever Geoff's future
brother-in-law may wish to do. And, of course, to ponder the
question that has stymied young men since Cain, "What's there to
do?"
Its questionable
whether the unification of Italy is directly responsible, more
likely republican Verdi's recreation of that gigantic art form
opera, that provided the answer through a second rate film by the
master, Antonioni....Zabriskie Point. Logically since Phil and
Geoff and David and Zach and Claudia were in California and Antonioni
was in Italy but Zabriskie Point was somewhere in California....well
sunrise at Zabriskie Point was the answer to the universal question.
Val had to stay home with the kids.
The next
question was how? Transport? I don't know why Claudia's
wonderful old Falcon wasn't used...perhaps because it wasn't of
British heritage. Instead Sandy lent her....Austin America.
Four full size humans and a Welshman in the car that may be singled
out as the reason English auto's don't fill the American highways
today. In fact, are the mechanical equivalent of the passenger
pigeon. I think the Japanese encouraged Austin to import these
little devils...sly folks those Japanese.
So they had
transport and a rough notion of the where abouts of Zabriskie Point,
north-east in Death Valley. Zach had an infallible sense of
direction and could go directly to any place on the globe without map,
directions, or even indication. However, perhaps because of his
Chanukah experience but probably something pre-natal....no sense of
time or distance. It may also have been the result of the Zen
like grace that standing for life times thumb out on road sides can
bring. Sort of a glow.
Anyway, the British
invented the term "pour in and go for a ride"....part
of their inscrutable sense of humor. Far more efficient
than the Americans in telephone packing. Once in England on a
completed section of the M-4 as it goes downhill into Chiswick...I
was passed by a Morris Minor station wagon front wheel going
'bout 80. A few seconds later I was passed by a three wheeled
Morris Minor station wagon going 'bout 80. Curiously this
vehicle was rocking side to side...each rock to the right accompanied
by sparks...each rock to the left by a view of dozens of
screaming faces. The 27 Pakistani passengers where having a hell
of a good ride. Very efficient these British in their sense of
humor.
Into the Austin and
away they rode. No sweat..allowed.. East towards sunrise
on Route 66. San Bernadino, up the Cajon Pass, a wave to Trigger
at Apple Valley, Victorville, the High Desert cold clear, Barstow.
Then Towards Las Vegas on the Yermo Road along the banks of the mighty
Mojave River, Yermo, Tomey, and Baker, the miles flew by the hours
went by and blindly onward. Left turn at Baker. Zach was
in his medium....attached to the wheel...guided by the stars.
Quiet...inside and
out. The three Brits fell asleep in the back, even Claudia,
co-pilot and radio station finder passed to dream...while
onward...onward...onward the little vessel hurled into the depths.
The cold dark desert. Even the engine seemed to make no sound.
The ship coasted
into Shoshone and parked itself in front of the only gas pumps for a
hundred miles around. Everybody woke up and disgourged
themselves from the Austin. They looked around at the dark
little town. Gas pumps, a little general store, probably not
much changed since before "The Big One", a couple wasteland
homes...Shoshone. Dark and nearly silent except the dog howling
in the distant.
Zach examined the
pumps...locked, pad locked...as only proper at 2 in the morning.
He sat on the concrete base that formed the island protecting these
glass domed relics that held the precious liquid of their salvation.
At first his comrades were simply surprised. But soon agitation
and anxiety...they were in a strange land...in the middle of a great
desert 250 miles from home...with only images of skeletons and Ronald
Regan's 20 mule team. No comfort seemed to come from their
guide...who seemed in that Zen state that enveloped him when time had
no meaning.
David asked,
"What are we going to do?" Zach responded from his
trance, "Wait, something will happen...it always does...always
does ", quietly, sympathetically, gazing into the beauty of
Orion...thinking of home.
It was no surprise
when the '57 Chevy pulled up. "Hey Zach, Whats up?
Haven't seen you in a couple years." "Not much Steve,
out of gas, got some?" "No, but I put my tow bar in
the trunk before I left. Tow you into Nevada to a station
there."
Three Brit's in the
Tuck n Roll luxury of the '57 backseat...Claudia and Zach bouncing
along in the Austin...100 miles an hour of stars....beautiful
California desert life. Beautiful life...if you let yourself be.
A Little One
"I make my work out of my everyday experiences,
which I find as perplexing and extraordinary as can be."
--Claes Oldenburg, 1960.
That there is a pecking order in all things cosmic and earthly is the
way things are. It is an interesting everyday
experience to watch the dynamic, especially of “alpha
males”. The point is there can only be one.
Young Austin, was and still may be, one of the handsomest women on the planet. She adored her mentor Byron. Byron was the architect on a small project for a very important client. Gusse, Crettier, and Smoczynski were the designer/builders and the general contractors. So important a client, Claes drew a circle on her wall and signed it and Jasper Johns seemed at every turn. I’m sure its not so, but it seems that architectural school is a five year process so that the extra year can be spent learning the techniques of intimidation, belittling, general arrogance and one liners, art. Maybe that's left for apprenticeship. It’s said that Frank Wright was at a dinner of one of his clients when it began to rain. Water poured through the roof on to the table. His patron distressed by the poor functional design queried of the master, “What do “we” do about this?” The true master of architecture…in this one line, “Get more buckets.” These talents are necessary, especially, to a New York architect. The professional life is indeed the emperor’s new clothes and the only thing to master is people’s perceptions and faith. Profess is the root. In the city, this is very important because talent and capability must be kept in check, it is everywhere. After all, you can’t have young artists, engineers, dancers and philosophers questioning your position, your mastery. There can be only one. The notion of the Alpha Male is sexual in its root…so to speak. The Alpha Male isn't necessarily the largest, or the smartest, but he is the most intimidating, he exudes his power to hold his position and never expose his vulnerability. The project was doomed. A meeting was called, though there wasn't any real reason for it. Architects do this so their patrons can see they are controlling the situation and appear to have a purpose during construction. Additionally and of most importance, since they receive the greatest portion of their commissions based on the construction costs, they can make sure that the contractors have lots of change orders to meet the whims of the clients. But make sure that the client thinks, always, it’s the contractor’s fault. This turned out to be a "fault" meeting. Byron made a significant mistake in measurements and had erroneously drawn the plans. He thought we should assume this error in his plans, "A good contractor would have seen this." Since Gatsby, Critter and the Other One didn’t notice his error, we were to be blamed for omissions and should accept this. There was no question. So the plans were stretched out over the plans table. Gatsby, Critter, the Other One, two sub-contractors, Austin and Byron huddled about. Byron would now demonstrate how the fault should be placed, by showing how a "good" contractor would have rectified his error. Byron straightened and reached in his breast pocket. He produced the smallest brass and wood folding scale that could be imagined…lovely workmanship. Smiling with glee, about to put us all in our place, with young Austin beaming at her mentor, he stated authoritatively, “ I bet you never knew I had a little one.” “No, but we always suspected so,” said the Other One.
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